so money B has finally ventured into the vile, sadistic world of blogging, so consider yourself warned. i'm not entirely sure how this is going to play out, but i implore you to hang in there with me while i do my best to bring you a scintillating snapshot of what is actually a pretty mundane life. i will regale you with tall tales, illustrious photos (photoshopped, of course), and heightened exaggerations to complete the effect. simply buy into it and i will be your best friend. fo sho. with that, sit back and enjoy... oh, and if anybody has a problem with me writing in all lowercase, i have two words for you... customer service. what?
